punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,
punkwalrus
punkwalrus

With apologies to Kelis ... my silliness known no bounds

My Distro

My distro brings all the geeks to the screen,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
Like Windows,
but they like to charge

My distro brings all the geeks to the screen,
and they're like,
it compiles for hours,
damn right it compiles for hours,
Like Gentoo,
but with less emerge

I know you want it,
with just one makefile,
what the geeks go crazy for.
Partition drives,
one more time,
One more GRUB line

la la-la la la,
boot it up.
la la-la la la,
the geeks are waiting

la la-la la la,
start it up.
la la-la la la,
Gnome or KDE?

My distro brings all the geeks to the screen,
and they're like,
It's got Compiz,
damn right it's got Compiz,
Like Vista,
but with less crashes

My distro brings all the geeks to the screen,
and they're like,
You got m4d sk1llz,
damn right I got m4d sk1llz,
Install it,
Share the torrent

I can see the torrent,
you want me to share the
techniques that geeks adore,
it can't be bought,
just know, support will cost,
add to your Paypal cart,

la la-la la la,
Digg it up,
la la-la la la,
the clicks are waiting,

la la-la la la,
hack it up,
la la-la la la,
claim it's your creation,

My distro brings all the geeks to the screen,
and they're like,
Does it come with MP3,
It does not come with MP3,
You can install it,
but don't tell me...

My distro brings all the geeks to the screen,
and they're like,
Ubuntu sucks,
damn right Ubuntu sucks,
It's based from it,
but that's not the point

[c] 2007 Grig Larson, via spoof of Kelis's "Milkshake."
Tags: distro, kelis, linux, milkshake, spoof
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