Shown to me by aurienne, if you are an ape-faced child, you need to see this safety film. It's as eerie as a 1950s Twilight Zone episode with the uncaring panache of an Eloi fropm the 1950's version of "The Time Machine."
As a side note, aurienne and ironkite got me some gifts. They got me a "Haunted Mansion" pin from Disneyworld, and the most touching gift were two old Time/Life Swedish cookbooks. They didn't know when they got it, but they were two books exactly like those from my mother's collection when I was growing up. I was so touched, I nearly cried. What awesome gifts. Thanks, guys [sniff].