punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,
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Sweet justice

So... you remember those creepy Enzite ads with a smiling guy from some 1950s-style Madison Avenue stereotype? With the annoying whistle theme, and just the creepiest innuendos about having a huge schlong? They were crapping all over the cable channels like seagull poop.

Well, it seems that the entire thing was ruled a massive fraud and the owner (and his 75 year old, cancer ridden mom) got 25 years in prison.
If customers complained, he said, employees were instructed to "make it as difficult as possible" for them to get their money back. In some cases, Teegarden said, Warshak required customers to produce a notarized statement from a doctor certifying Enzyte did not work.

"He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis," Teegarden said.
I thought I'd start off your Friday on that positive note.
Tags: enzite, jail
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