The first problem is the tall-grande-venti-hula-moogoogaipan size scheme. Total nonsense. I'd like a small, medium, large, and Big Gulp. Then they have latte, cafe, espresso, americano, macchiato, and mocha-hou-hou.
I can't order "a large vanilla iced coffee," because believe me, I have tried! I get a response that sounds like mock Italian.
"You want an ice minty mecka-lekka hai mecka hini ho?"
"Sure..." and then I get a shoe with cheese on it.
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