Did someone steal my wallet and then go to a party?
Was my wallet out and having fun without me?
Then I remembered: after the DCRG game, we went to The Argonaut in DC. The bar upstairs was dark, and I mean really dark. If I still had problems with my night vision, I would have completely in pitch black confusion. But there was enough light to see that when a table freed up, the former occupants were a bridal party. There was still some cake left, and I believe there was confettit all over the table. When I took out my money to pay, I suspect that some of that confetti got in my wallet.
Hah. I felt like Rip Taylor there for a minute.