Commenter1: I wish for world peace.
Commenter2: Then you get peas in a tornado. I wish for crispy, hot bacon.
Commenter3: Sadly, it's Kevin Bacon. I wish to be on an island of hot naked cheerleaders.
Commenter4: The island is an active volcano, and the girls are hot because they are on fire. I wish for one million dollars.
Commenter5: You get it in $1 annual installments, and die at the $40 mark. ...
And so on. I'll start:
I wish for a huge chocolate cake.