punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,
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Did you hear that Ben & Jerry's is making an ice cream in honor of George W. Bush?

It'll be called Walnuts of Mass Destruction. One thing to note is that it doesn't actually contain any walnuts. [rim shot]

Serving suggestion is with yellow cake. [thank you, tip your waitress]

Other rejected flavors:

ImPeachMint
WireTapioca
Nut'n Accomplished
Neandertholitan
Flunky Monkey
Choc and Awe-lmond
Grape Depression
Iraqi Road
Hurricane Ice-cream-a
Everlasting GOP-stopper
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
George Bush Doesn't Care About Chocolate
Mess-o-Pistachio
SNAFUdge
Douche de Leche
Credit Crunch
Osama Split
Caramel Preemptive Stripe

and the ever-popular:

Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

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Tags: george bush, ice cream, joke, politics
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