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14 January 2009 @ 12:40 pm
Did you hear that Ben & Jerry's is making an ice cream in honor of George W. Bush?  
It'll be called Walnuts of Mass Destruction. One thing to note is that it doesn't actually contain any walnuts. [rim shot]

Serving suggestion is with yellow cake. [thank you, tip your waitress]

Other rejected flavors:

ImPeachMint
WireTapioca
Nut'n Accomplished
Neandertholitan
Flunky Monkey
Choc and Awe-lmond
Grape Depression
Iraqi Road
Hurricane Ice-cream-a
Everlasting GOP-stopper
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
George Bush Doesn't Care About Chocolate
Mess-o-Pistachio
SNAFUdge
Douche de Leche
Credit Crunch
Osama Split
Caramel Preemptive Stripe

and the ever-popular:

Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

From here.
 
 
 
Jesse: margaux blueruby_stevens on January 14th, 2009 10:32 pm (UTC)
"Good Riddance..." was my favorite too, just the wonderfully controlled venom of it.
malle_babbemalle_babbe on January 15th, 2009 07:47 pm (UTC)
Are people really willing to pay for a pint of frozen dog shit?