punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

Stalking Punkie's Thoughts

My latest brain droppings

  • 09:14 Coffee's back! Sadly, the dipshit who made the pot made it so weak, I could be used to replace fish tank water. #
  • 09:19 Seem me @Balticon, where I will be with my new assistant, a "Voice Input Child Identicant" I got from a Small Wonder Labs surplus sale... #
  • 09:22 @gwenniepenny I swear by Terro. Especially if you have pets. www.terro.com/ #
  • 09:29 My "Voice Input Child Identicant" android is named S.C.A.R.L.E.T. (Sociable Class Assistant Robot-LET), voice by Speak-n-Spell... #balticon #
  • 10:07 @Daecabhir Now now, #Balticon is not a Furrycon #
  • 10:15 @Daecabhir You crossed that line so fast, your mass started to approach infinity, and everything in front of you shifted to the color blue. #
  • 10:44 Okay, I'll bite, what the hell is the Galactic Football League? I know zero about sports. Is this a spoof? Some PS3 game? #balticon #
  • 10:45 Holy cow, awesome: RT @archiemcpheeNew Gravy Fountain Gift Box! They'll think they're getting a Gravy Fountain. Suckers! is.gd/C2ua #
  • 12:20 Beggin Strips: Dogs don't know it's not bacon? Dogs don't CARE it's not bacon! Dogs eat dead things they find in the lawn, for God's sake. #
  • 13:23 Our workplace is such a sausage-fest that when the female HVAC tech came in today, she looked like a white man in downtown Harlem at night. #
  • 13:24 We have one female employee. ONE. She's the Vice President. When Scarlet comes in, you can feel the office demographic creak in protest. #
  • 13:32 The wolf shirt I posted about yesterday with the hilarious customer reviews? Sales on the shirt are up 2,300% bit.ly/19rGD7 #
  • 14:07 FAT PENGUIN!!! (I just wanted to say something that would break the ice). #
  • 15:17 Can any of my Japanese-speaking pals tell me what the hell this is about? Video game trailer for "Muscle March." bit.ly/IHCBi #
  • 15:18 @pfischer That sounds ominous... I always back up my computers but... thanks for the warning? #
  • 16:01 Now that I changed all the passwords at work, it's time to discuss my raise... #
  • 17:16 More stupid slowness on the Red Line. #
  • 17:18 Last night, I had some EFT training. Put two reiki empaths alone in the same room: how do they feel? Like a chamelion on a mirror. #
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