punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

Stalking Punkie's Thoughts

My latest brain droppings

  • 09:00 Woman with severe butt stank in front of me while a Lurch-sized man read a paper next to me with intrusive elbows. Metro, I have missed you. #
  • 09:15 I love mystery DNS entries. Try this: if you have your own DNS server, point Google.com to some non-existent IP. Then complain to your ISP. #
  • 13:36 My fortune cookie today, "God will give you everything that you want." Uh oh. That's an ancient Chinese curse right there. #
  • 13:43 This entry reminded me I still have a can of sardines, a jar of CheezWhiz, and a can of squid from my FanTek days: tinyurl.com/ogtkyt #
  • 15:19 RT @Glark: Spaaaaaace Peeeeeeee! bit.ly/E0U2U #
  • 15:20 There's a tampon clogging the men's toilet on floor 6. One of our coworkers... isn't a dude... #
  • 15:59 Nothing is more professional than sending a correction of your previous solicitation letter apologizing for "grammatical typos." Stay classy #
  • 16:24 This trailer has it all. Exterminators of the Year 3000 (via 1983) YEAAAH!!! bit.ly/yv1sO #
  • 17:14 "Who can turn a can into a cane...? Who can turn a pan into a pane...?" #
  • 17:20 It's amazing how the rules of not eating don't apply to the priviledged few flic.kr/p/6YqrHt #
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